September 1999
WEEK 1
I've learned:
-- that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
-- that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
-- that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
-- that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think.


-- friday sarcasm -- web humor from Patty W.

WEEK 2
Foster's Strips featuring Alas...!

-- this is the site of Foster, otherwise known as IT. The Strips are the newest installment of IT's work. IT is responsible for "Radio Noir", the goth parody radio play exclusively featured on this site.

WEEK 3
Before you kill someone, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected.

-- Kurt Vonnegut


guy:       what's "love stinks"*?
girl:       i don't know. but it's sold out all night.
guy:       awww -- it must be good.


-- overheard last weekend at AMC Van Ness 1000, gotta love the masses
*note - you could really insert any movie here, huh? sad.

WEEK 4
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

-- from A Cynical Person's Guide To Life (yah -- webhumor again)