May 2000 WEEK 1 i spent some time with a four day old infant last night. so this week is all about kids. I wanted to be a hitman for a while, until I found out you have to have implied sex with Natalie Portman. -- Skritch I love kids. I just can't eat a whole one. -- Bezoar ...raise them like veal. -- Zoltan's contribution to a discussion about how to raise kids and just for fun: OhGod. Carob is nature's cruelest joke. -- IAmAGirl WEEK 2 i'm a ninja. go away. -- overheard by liz, the best answer she'd heard to the question "why do you wear so much black?" you make me come you make me complete you make me completely miserable -- refrain from "completely miserable" by Lit WEEK 3 Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful. --They Might Be Giants, "Don't Let's Start" i'm talented. and totally mentally unstable. am i allowed to be famous now? -- kbk WEEK 4 i'm smart y'all are smart smart people tend to stick together, dumb people tend to stick together, people covered in rubber cement and velcro also tend to stick together. -- Maggie in iceland, i bet it's "nice mittens." -- epoxxy