May 2000
i spent some time with a four day old infant last night. so this week is all about kids.
I wanted to be a hitman for a while, until I found out you have to have implied sex with Natalie Portman.
-- Skritch

I love kids. I just can't eat a whole one.
-- Bezoar

...raise them like veal.
-- Zoltan's contribution to a discussion about how to raise kids

and just for fun:

OhGod. Carob is nature's cruelest joke.
-- IAmAGirl

i'm a ninja. go away.
-- overheard by liz, the best answer she'd heard to the question "why do you wear so much black?"

you make me come
you make me complete
you make me completely miserable
-- refrain from "completely miserable" by Lit

Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.
--They Might Be Giants, "Don't Let's Start"

i'm talented. and totally mentally unstable. am i allowed to be famous now?
-- kbk

i'm smart
y'all are smart
smart people tend to stick together,
dumb people tend to stick together,
people covered in rubber cement and velcro also tend to stick together.
-- Maggie

in iceland, i bet it's "nice mittens."
-- epoxxy