January 2000
WEEK 1
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WEEK 2
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WEEK 3
today professor ashfield read that the ancient egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the death of their cats. well, he shaved his eyebrows. now he has to find a cat to kill.

-- internet comic "?" #45

WEEK 4
Make your plans as fantastic as you like, because 25 years from now they will seem mediocre. You will wonder why you did not make them 50 times as great.

-- Henry Curtis