February 1999
WEEK 1
"If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts."

-- anonymous web humor


"Someone's turned out all the lights in my head and now i can't see what i'm thinking."

-- kbk

WEEK 2
"When you're having a bad day and it seems that everone is vexing you,
remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a
decent sniper rifle

-- sent in by Perry

WEEK 3
A fortune cookie I got quite a while ago said: "Tsang says a clean conscience is the softest pillow.
It might be copyrighted by Tsang frozen foods, though. Dunno.

-- quoted from Robin,
whose message beat the fortune hands down.

WEEK 4
"Butterflies are humble in the presence of pins and cigar boxes"

--2/17/99,from the website of The Gair


"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

-- from Sarah, originally ???